WARNING!!!!!
NEW VIRUS WARNING!
If you recieve an email with a subject line of "BADTIMES," delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous Email virus yet.
It will re-write your hard drive. And it will re-write your stories. Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computr. It will even scramble your eggs. It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream melts and your milk curdles. It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace harmonics to scratch any CDs or DVDs you try to play.
It will give your ex-wife / ex-husband your new phone number. It will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer and leave dirty socks on the coffee table when there's company coming over. It will hide your car keys when you are late for work and interfere with your car radio so that you hear only static while stuck in traffic.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girl friend (husband/wife) behind your back and billing their hotel room to your Visa Card.
Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat up and leave the hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will refill your 2% milk with whole. It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve that hasn't been seen since 1984.
Hope you all had a good weekend! : )
If you recieve an email with a subject line of "BADTIMES," delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous Email virus yet.
It will re-write your hard drive. And it will re-write your stories. Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computr. It will even scramble your eggs. It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream melts and your milk curdles. It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace harmonics to scratch any CDs or DVDs you try to play.
It will give your ex-wife / ex-husband your new phone number. It will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer and leave dirty socks on the coffee table when there's company coming over. It will hide your car keys when you are late for work and interfere with your car radio so that you hear only static while stuck in traffic.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girl friend (husband/wife) behind your back and billing their hotel room to your Visa Card.
Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat up and leave the hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will refill your 2% milk with whole. It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve that hasn't been seen since 1984.
Hope you all had a good weekend! : )
posted by Anonymous at Sunday, March 19, 2006
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